The dating guy s2e01
The guys go out to a strip club, where, lo and behold, one of the strippers happens to be Ms.Adam Schefter — so named because, as a stripper, she has insider knowledge from NFL players who stop through for a lap dance and to tell her everything they know.She calls out those three “out-of-town dudes” who were mysteriously never really named in the first season and who never seem to win. It made sense with just six episodes in the first season to limit the number of characters, but I do hope, given a full slate of 13 episodes, we hear about at least one of these long-distance competitors winning a game against the show’s stars. To rig the game, he’s given Ruxin a belated birthday present, AKA a fake bomb. Andre tries the “I’m a doctor” excuse but fails when his outfit (designed by Santana) gets called out for being un-doctorish.Otherwise, I don’t see how this can be a very entertaining eight-man league. As Jenny points out, the Supreme Court has nine judges… It comes down to Pete and Kevin, but Pete drives for the hard yardage with a granny in a wheelchair running blocker through the security line to secure Chris Johnson and guarantee at least three people will feel around inside his anal cavity before takeoff. The league members arrive in their suite, which Andre has put together, and discover that Chad Ochocinco will be the guest commissioner.So begins Andre’s slow freefall back to the bottom. At the airport, we finally learn how Kevin plans to set the draft order this season: Homeland Security.While packing for the trip, Kevin is confronted by Jenny, who wants to join the league this year. He tells the league that they’ll decide who gets the first pick by racing through the metal detector at airport security. Believe me.) Every league member has a scheme, but none of them are very successful.
” After talking to Ochocinco, the guys move to another room in the suite, only to find that Andre has converted the Shiva into the “Dre.” If you remember, Shiva didn’t quite make it through Season 1 in the best of shape, but they pieced her back together and made do.
Andre shows up just in time to rub in his championship victory and to name the draft location for this coming season, his right as last champion.
Unfortunately for Andre, Pete cuts him off, offers up the idea to go to Las Vegas, the home of strippers, gambling, and ultimate happiness, just before Andre can get the words out and steals Andre’s thunder.
This season, in honor of fantasy football’s only sitcom…and really, fantasy football’s only TV show outside of ESPN, I’ve decided to recap each episode of “The League,” which comes on Thursday nights at p.m. This recap for Episode 1 ran a bit behind because I just decided to do this, but expect future editions to be on Fantasy Football Fools the same week that the episode airs, maybe next day. First, a quick refresher course from Hulu on Season 1, a six-episode teaser that got us interested in “The League.” Now on to the goods…
In case it’s not immediately obvious, these recaps will contain spoilers so make sure you’ve caught up on your DVR before you check these out each week if you want to be surprised.